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No but really. What does one actually do there? They so badly want to see it. Ima be like, Oh hey. There’s the red lobster. Does anyone want to meet crazy dave and the crack head crew at port authority? What are we gonna do? Chill with bootleg Elmo? What ever happened to the naked cowboy? Is he still around. Shit. I’m from the Bronx. Shout out to circle jerk. I know they are gonna post this.

Edit: thanks I’m gonna walk them down to Korea town after taking pictures. Or maybe I’ll just start in Korea town and tell them it’s Times Square lol jk